Tag Archives: Ninety Posts in Ninety Days

Have you heard this one? “I told a joke to the compost bin Which piece of compost do you think was most interested? The egg shells!  Because they were cracking up!” That’s an Elizabeth original. She is so funny.  Takes … Continue reading →

Does anyone need any more evidence to convince you that politicians are empty-suited, unprincipled narcissists? I am delighted that the president and many politicians are now supporting same sex marriage.  I am disgusted, though, that when it was not popular to … Continue reading →

You know who’s a good negotiator? My 4 year old daughter. She is relentless. Eat your dinner I don’t want to Eat your dinner I don’t want to Eat 4 bites I don’t want to If you don’t eat you … Continue reading →

How am I supposed to write a joke? I think it’s something like… setup The Setup — Establishes the premise of the joke by providing the audience with the necessary background info. The setup should be as tight as possible … Continue reading →

It is no secret that I am interested in performing standup comedy The subtle tragedy in that statement is that “I am interested in performing”. Remember the old saying? The chicken is interested in breakfast. The pig is committed. Time … Continue reading →

On this glorious Easter Sunday, Google chose to honor a proletariat hero while Bing chose to honor egg-decorating, which started at least 60,000 years ago.  I’m not outraged like many of my conservative brethren, but I think I’ll switch to Bing anyway. … Continue reading →

The Easter Celebration was about to begin.  Princess Mulan was making final preparations and noticed that there were no poppies for the dinner tables.  She was about to head out to the garden to pick some when Prince Steven’s steward burst into … Continue reading →