The young pets died a violent death

I fix your hair because I know how to do that. I pick you up and hold you because I’ve done that a bunch of times and I know how that works. I tell you life goes on and death is part of life and we keep living because that’s what we do. I don’t really have any idea how to make it all better when your pets have died way to soon and way too tragically.
My good friend Dave once said that when he doesn’t know what else to do he turns to his pen. So will I to my keyboard.
Poppy, our beloved dog. Our perfect family dog. Our dog who the girls love dearly. Whose death I’ve dreaded and worried about though it is surely years away. She killed the girls’ guinea pigs today. Please don’t ask how she got out of her locked gate or how she opened the guinea pigs’ locked cage. Please don’t ask why, after having been alone with them many nights, she decided to get violent today. I have no idea why the guinea pigs were not able to get away or whether Poppy meant to kill them or merely thought they were one of her toys. See, if I knew any of that, I might have prevented it. But what is is. Nothing more and nothing less. I can’t have prevented it. Sure, it was preventable but I can’t have prevented it. It is done. So now I am left with regret and tragedy and traumatized daughters.
Don’t get me wrong. I couldn’t care much less about the actual guinea pigs. Heck, I’m sure such animals die horrific deaths all the time for food or sport or from neglect. I can’t possibly worry about the death of a $28.56 rodent. But the horror. The horror of being 9. And the horror of being 5. And the horror of being the mother who returned home with these children to find… They couldn’t wait. They were so looking forward to coming home from school and playing with their pets. Of holding a guinea pig. Lucky and Sunflower. Killed by Poppy.
Their beloved dog. They found their new fluffy pets dead. And their dog indifferent.
So now I just have questions that can not possibly be answered. Just how traumatized are my girls? How will they feel about Poppy? How will I feel about Poppy? How long before we get some new guinea pigs? Should they name the new ones Lucky and Sunflower?

I stroke your hair with my hand. Push it off your forehead. Smooth it down. Because I know how to do that. I hug you and kiss you and tell you that I know it hurts. I listen to a recorded story with you of a man who turned to music for comfort after his tragic life. I know how to do these things. I do not know how to make it all better.

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Common Core blowback: not just normal resistance to change

How much of this Common Core concern is due to “normal” resistance to change?
People are not resistant to change when they are excited about it and it is clear what the change is and how to do it. The recent meeting at St Thomas (STA) did nothing to support any if these. In fact, I’m less motivated, I know less, and I have less idea what to expect. This is why there is resistance.

The Fog of Core

Before I went to this meeting, I thought I knew what common core was – at least enough to assume it was no big deal. I mean, we’ve always had standards, right? Common core is just an update to those standards, I figured. Turns out (at least it seemed to me) that Common Core is not just about updating the standards. It is about adding rigor, spending more time on fewer subjects, and preparing children for college and for the workforce. It also seems to require a fundamental change in the way teachers teach and how parents support their children’s education. It seems to me that there is little room for creativity, innovation, or adjusting to individual student ways of learning. If course, I could’ve wrong. Because when I ask about these concerns, the answers are confusing and contradictory.

How not to excite people about your cause

The speaker spent a fair amount of time berating the status quo as silly, stupid, and awful. He was standing in our school to which we choose to send our kids and to which we pay several thousand dollars a year for the privilege. Many parents went there themselves. This is an award winning school. Our kids go on to college at an impressive rate and do really well. But the speaker was telling us the status quo sucks and this should motivate us to make a change. Bad assumption and bad game plan in front of the home crowd.

So what are your intentions with our kid?

I did not and have not heard any information on what to expect. What changes are needed? Who is driving the changes? Who do I talk to if I have questions? What is the process for evaluating the changes, communicating the changes, and making the changes? The path is super unclear.

So, yes. There is something real about “normal” resistance to change. But people make huge changes all the time. We get married, we have kids, we change jobs. In fact, if people are afraid of change, then they wouldn’t be taking their kids out of Common Core schools – leaving friends and a comfortable routine.
It is not surprising that the Common Core transition at STA is starting to meet resistance. My investigation will start with feeling out whether the resistance is due to the very poor Change Management alone or whether there indeed is something wrong with how we are implementing Common Core. Or, I suppose whether there is a vast, bipartisan government conspiracy. Just in case, I’d better be sure and wear my tinfoil underwear.

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Common Core presentation at STA. My notes.

The following are my notes (primarily questions) from:

“Dr. Ted Caron will be illustrating the transition of the English / Language Arts standards and assessments”

Ted Caron, PhD ted5555@gmail.com

Ms. Gardner is Dr. Caron’s partner.
Definition of Standards – measuring what kids learned. Definition of prescriptive curriculum – telling teachers how to teach. Does CC include both?
Standard seems like a “what they need to know/demonstrate”. Most of what was presented tonight sounds like “how to teach”
Will CC facilitate innovation or discourage it?
How does CC accommodate diverse goals and not just college? e.g. craft,  skilled, etc.
How much federal $$ is tied to adopting CC?
Why the focus on prep for jobs and college at such a young age?
Why are we being so hard on our kids? STA has done a wonderful job over the years. Many parents who went to STA themselves send their kids here because of how well STA has done. Why do we need this added rigor? Why now? What problem are we trying to solve?
Creativity not important? Creativity not considered academic anymore?
Hearing a lot of judgements about how things are done pre-CC.
Reading “any ol’ text” is not allowed. Will there be a list of allowed texts? that sounds prescriptive and not like a standard.
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E-reader versus real books

I just saw a commercial for the new kindle paperwhite with 6″ display. They had book lovers talking it up. Had some sofas and overstuffed chairs sitting in the middle if an urban block. “A thousand books in my back pocket?” Said one fan.

My questions for you:
1. At $119 would you find it worth having another device in addition to your 4″ or 5″ smart phone display?
2. For die hard book lovers, does the paperwhite sound like something you would love? Is 1,000 books in your back pocket worth trading in the weight and feel of a real book?
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The next project – finish THE VISION

You’ve seen chapter one.  Now you will see the rest of the chapters.  Here’s the thought: write the book.  Then build a career from the concepts conveyed by the book.  Inspire and teach people to be leaders.

That’s my next project.

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What matters to Ron and Tim

Listen to Ron and Tim’s conversation. I made up the names because I don’t know their names. RON and TIM were sitting behind me and I never got a look at them either. So I’m also making up that they are young, good looking men in their mid twenties.

Listen for what matters…

INT./EXT. SHUTTLE BUS DAY

RON and TIM climb onto the bus and take a seat behind ME and YOU

TIM
Hey

RON
Hey

TIM
What’s up?

RON
I have dog lessons tonight.

TIM
What are you teaching him?

RON
It’s just puppy school, you know. She’s doing pretty good.

TIM
Sounds great.

INT./EXT. SHUTTLE BUS [DRIVING]

RON
Man, I have so many meetings today.

TIM
Yeah?

RON
Yeah. I gotta go to that project manager meeting

TIM
I’m presenting at that

RON
Oh yeah?

TIM
Yeah

RON
Then I got training from ten to noon.

TIM
Yep. I’m there too.

RON
Man. It’s like I have no time to get my work done.

TIM
I know. I have a full time job taking care of Jones Pharma. Then I have all this other shit, you know?

RON
Yeah. I feel like my stuff needs two project managers.
(shrugs)
They’re always talking about balancing work and life.

TIM
I hear ya. It’s a nice dream. But whenever they ask how things are going I just don’t say anything. You know, it’s like, they want to know how it’s going but if you say anything then you are told to cool it. That you don’t want to be perceived as being negative.

RON
I pretty much decided just to not say anything.

TIM
Yeah. Me too.

RON
Hey, how’s your new car.

TIM
(brighter)
It’s awesome!

RON
Yeah? How’s the _____?

TIM
I don’t really know yet. I haven’t had a chance to try it out yet. I need to read the owner’s manual.

RON
Car sounds cool, though.

TIM
It is.
(giggles)
Pretty much the one bright spot in my life right now.

CUT TO:
ME
What matters to TIM and what matters to RON?

YOU
(fills in the blank)

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Book of Pants Jokes Volume 1: Ten Jokes about Pants

Out of the blue today at lunch I announced my love of the word pants.  The word just sounds funny, doesn’t it?  Then it happened. Heather said I should write a Book of Pants Jokes.  I like that book title.  No. I love that book title.  Book of Pants Jokes.  So, here ya go.  10 jokes about pants:

  1. What would Archie Bunker say about the way kids wear their pants these days?  “Hey Edith, I saw a kid today whose pants were so low on his butt,  he had to take a down escalator just to reach in his pocket for change.”
  2. Speaking of Archie Bunker, was he even wearing pants during All in the Family?  I can’t tell.  Now there’s a view that would make the Hit Parade!
  3. When I was a kid my whole sense of self worth was wrapped up in pants.  Feeling fat today? Sears Husky.  Momma got a coupon? Levis.  But the best and the worst was the denim patch.  All at once the denim patch advertised the ruggedness of the boy and the poorness of the family. “Aw man, Steve.  You must’ve took a spill during that kickball game!” (proud Steve) “Nice patch, though. What’s a matter?  Your folks can’t afford new pants?”
  4. Pants.  The great equalizer.  In the bible days they had God’s wrath to humble the greatest kings and the lowliest peasants.  Now we have pants.  “Even George Bush puts his pants on one leg at a time”  “Hillary wears the pants in that family.”  “Obama’s gonna crap his pants when he sees the jobs report.” “If only Bill had kept it in his pants.”
  5. Casual day.  Business casual day.  Aren’t they really just telling you what kind of pants to wear?
  6. Remember that time in the 80’s when it was cool to wear 3 or 4 shirts?  Why wasn’t it ever cool to wear 3 or 4 pants?  And why did they send me home?  I could have taken off a pair of sweat pants or two.
  7. Pant suits.  Why are they only for women?  Aren’t men’s suits pant suits, too?  And what are suit separates?  Isn’t that just pants that match the jacket, only it’s harder to tell because they are on separate hangers at the store?
  8. When are Capri pants so short they become long shorts?  Next casual day, I’m going to wear super long shorts with a somewhat nice looking pair of flip flops.  If the shorts are not made of denim, would I get busted for dressing business casual on casual day?
  9. Speaking of confusing lengths, I can’t tell if some dudes are wearing long shorts or short longs.  If I can’t see skin between your cuff and your sock, they are no longer shorts.
  10. What would you rather not see?  Fat guy with no shirt or super fat girl with no pants? If one of them was standing on their head, would you be able to tell the difference?

Alright.  Enough about pants already.  I’m not sure how funny those were, but I’m sure at least one or two could make it into a future standup routine…

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Ragbrai Transcends

There’s another memorable moment I forgot to list here.  Just as well.  It takes more than an entry on a list to describe a Ragbrai moment like this one.

The moment came late one night shortly after a group of us returned from town.  We were all a bit buzzed and I was still beaming from a fantastic run of jokes about the size of my, <ahem>, equipment.  Seriously, I did about 90 minutes nearly non-stop on one of the oldest joke topics in history.  And I killed.  It didn’t hurt that my audience was captive and under the influence.  But isn’t that the case in most comedy clubs on most nights?

Anyway, we had just returned from downtown Fairfield to our home-for-the-night.  Our hosts were having as much fun as we were.  The garage-turned-party-hut was rocking to some AC/DC and the beer was still cold.  So, what the heck. Let’s party, right?

A couple walking by stopped and looked around.  A young couple.  Good looking and hip. I noticed her calf high boots and flowing skirt. It was a bit chilly that night, but I only know it because of the weather channel and her boots.  Did I mention we were drinking beer?  They were definitely an attractive couple. And a very curious pair at that moment.  The bus (have you seen a picture of the bus?), the AC/DC, the wandering around.  All very unusual for small town Iowa.

I offered them a beer.  They were happy to accept.  And I asked them where they were headed and where they were headed there from.  Turns out they live close by and they were headed back from downtown.  In fact, he was the guitarist for the headlining band on the town square stage that night.  And she, his number one groupie.

She was so proud of her man up there on that stage.  And she got free beer. Not because of her rock star boyfriend as I suspected.  But because her mom is something of a celebrity in Fairfield, IA.  You see, she is a big deal in the transcendental meditation community.  Which apparently is a big deal in Fairfield, IA.  Guess what I learned from our two heros?  Fairfield Iowa is the home of Maharishi University of Management.  It is “the world’s largest training center” for practitioners of the Transcendental Meditation technique.

Who knew?  This couple. That’s who.  I received a wonderful primer on the practices and benefits of Transcendental Meditation.  I was not surprised that there are many parallels with Ragbrai and my “grand unified theory of Ragbrai.”  The one that states: “If you need something, it will be provided.  If you have something that someone needs, you will be there to provide it.”  All that is required for this truth to be your truth is that you must accept it.  Got a flat tire and no pump?  Someone will show up with a pump.  Got a pump and no flat tire?  You will show up for someone who has a flat tire and no pump.  But only if you believe.

Why?  How?  Why and how does this work?  I have no idea.  I do know that Ragbrai transcends….

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Wading into politics: stevevinsoncare

1,407 days ago, I was asked a good question. If I agree our health care system is broken, but I don’t believe Obamacare should become law, then what would my plan be? 1,407 days later, Obamacare is law. And I still think these ideas are better…

Stevevinsoncare, broad strokes:

1. more individual choice and responsibility by moving away from a system that has too many people depending on their employer for insurance. This would bring down cost and improve service.
2. Reform Medicare and Medicaid somehow. I don’t have a ton of ideas there but it seems to me that when the government accounts for around 40% of the healthcare nut in a broken system, then the government programs just might be part of the problem.
3. Caps and binding guidelines on punitive damages in medical malpractice law suits
4. Licensing reforms. Let technicians and nurse assistants, etc do more of the tasks that doctors do today but wouldn’t have to.

All of these ideas would lower cost, which theoretically would allow more people to afford to buy insurance and would allow the government to actually fund the “safety net” programs without stealing our childrens’ money through deficit spending.

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Greg Bly will climb Butters Hill again

A bee stung Greg Bly in his neck as he walked up Butters Hill. He didn’t exactly hate walking up Butters Hill but he didn’t love it either. Oh, sometimes it was fantastic. When Sandy was with him. And when she was in a good mood. And when he wasn’t tired or hungry or thirsty. Or when he wasn’t stung by a bee.
Today was not fantastic.
Greg knelt by the road trying to catch his breath. Sweat dripped from his face. Dirty, tired, and dehydrated, he reached for his phone to call Sandy. Low battery and no signal. This place was lousy for cell signal.
He blinked. Breathed. Blinked. Threw up. He collapsed. Rolled to his back. And passed out.
+++**+++**+++
Sandy visited him in the hospital.
“You scared us to death!”
“I will never climb that damn hill again.”
“Don’t be silly. You love climbing Butters Hill, Greg Bly.”
“Well. Maybe. When I get out of here. But I’ll be ready next time.”

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