1. Men go there to meat women even though there aren’t many women there
2. Very little actual sports happens in the sports bar
3. Hanging a lighted Notre Dame sign in your sports bar does not make it an Irish pub. Even if you sell Killian’s and Bud Light Lime
4. Nobody goes to Hooter’s for the wings

And a bonus one from Paul:
1.5: The waitresses are presented as accessible, even though they really aren’t. Sports bar management 101.