One eighty five – a throw away post for the ages…

One hundred eighty five guys named Mike walk into a bar.  The bartender says, “Sláinte!” One of the guys named Mike says, “Gesundheit!”

185 guys named Mike walk into a bar. One of them orders red wine.  The other 184 hit on him.

185 guys named Mike walk into a bar with their wives and start hitting on other women.  Cuz it’s open Mike night!

185 guys named Mike walk into a bar called Sláinte.  They all hit on the red-headed 42 year old in the corner.  She laughs at them because they all are drinking red wine.

90 guys named Mike walk into a bar.  10 walk back out.  That leave’s 80 more to go!!

Give me a break! I warned you that some of them would suck!

p.s. that was a brief game of 185 – an improv game I learned at comedysportz

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